so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just googled if crying burns calories
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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