My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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