he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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