No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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