My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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