They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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