I think my vagina is haunted
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My legs feel like baby dolphins
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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