the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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