Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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