I forgot how hot balto sounded
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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