dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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