Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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