But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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