we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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