You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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