He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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