Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
