is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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