Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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