my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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