did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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