no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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