but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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