I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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