I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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