thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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