i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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