Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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