We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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