Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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