her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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