We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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