He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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