Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
