Pappa wants mamma naked
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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