Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
