How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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