I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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