no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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