either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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