she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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