Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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