The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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