? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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