Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I look better un-naked...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My dick has a subreddit
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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