Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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