dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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