Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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