Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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