you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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