so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
