i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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