It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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