Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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