Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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