he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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