I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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